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2 hours ago

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

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4 hours ago
I know that I’m an adult, but I need a higher level adult.

- words that just left my lips and describe my current life. (via enjolrastopheles)

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1 day ago

peanutbutta:

jesusmcnuggets:

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

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1 day ago
uhohmarty:

Ice Covered Street Lamp on Mt Washington

uhohmarty:

Ice Covered Street Lamp on Mt Washington

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1 day ago

kalepika:

deer prince aint havin your silly nonsense

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36775 replies
1 day ago
REALEST zodiac sign stuff
Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet

Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much

Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses

Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know

Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores

Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD

Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho

Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long

Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner

Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills

Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded

Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites


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1 day ago
pleatedjeans:

mr. lovenstein | bonus panel

pleatedjeans:

mr. lovenstein | bonus panel

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1 day ago

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

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1 day ago
tonedbellyplease:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

OH MY GOSH

tonedbellyplease:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

OH MY GOSH

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1 day ago

esgaype:

esgaype:

i’m watching frozen hans is such a cutie aw

wrong wrong wrong i was so wrong never have i been more wrong

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